Secondfeld
(Series/ episode #01)
By
Donna
Alysha
Ian
1. INT ALLY IN STEVE’S LIVING ROOM/ APARTMENT AFTERNOON
Ally and Steve are getting ready to leave to go to the cinema’s. Standing around the laptop Steve’s about to log out. in myspace.
ALLY
Do you ever wounder how pop-corn made it as a big tradition in cinemas?
STEVE
I know, it almost seems so wrong eating pop-corn without watching a movie.
ALLY
Wait down log of your slow dial-up Internet. Just wanna check my myspace’s comments.
Ally discovers that she Steve’s 7th top friend, she smiles.
2. INT TOYOTA STANDING OUTSIDE APARTMENT
Toyota is standing out side apartment with all his gear in a box. He just got kicked out.
TOYOTA
Common let me back in, I’ll be clean, I wont leave my mess around any more…common you’re my Steve…. brother?
3. EXT TOYOTA ON LAPTOP
Toyota is out at a park on his laptop with his box full of stuff. He Myspace’s Ally asking if he can move in with her and Freak.
4. INT ALLY ON HER COMPUTER
Ally says yes for Toyota moving in because she has a crush on Toyotas brother and just started dating him.
ALLY thinking in her head
Yes, If he moves in I can get closer to his brother… Steve is so cute!
5. INT Freak and Ally’s LIVING ROOM/ APARTMENT NEXT NIGHT AFTERNOON
Freak and Ally are sitting on coach having beer.
Freak
Top friends!!!
Ally
After two dates!
Freak
What number?
Ally
seven
Freak
What really. That’s pretty good.. I mean you know that takes some effort you know, with her slow dial net, I mean by the time it loads when there’s changers all that.
Audiences laugh
Ally
I know. I know.
Freak
So any way, I got an email from Ace web designs, offering me a possible potion. Where meeting up on Brunswick street for lunch.
Ally
Really?
Freak
Yeah and they are a way better company then the one I’m in now.. and almost double my celery better my friend!
Audiences laugh
Ally
Really that’s great!
Freak
But thing is I;m on a two year contract with my job I’m in now… they know that though…
Ally
Really… then what the hell do they want from you?
Freak
Oh my… your right… What the hell do they what from me!
Audiences laugh
(Toyota walks in and greets Ally and Freak, Freak is still talking to Ally.)
Freak
I dunno. Now I’m nerves with my lunch.
Toyota
What, why, what did you eat?
Audiences laugh
3.INT BACK IN Steve’S LIVING ROOM/ APARTMENT NEXT NIGHT
Ally walks into Steve’s apartment. Steve’s mad because Ally is late. Ally discovers that she’s gone down to the 9th myspace top friend.
Ally
(rashes in) Sorry I’m late, I’ll make it up to you, say we go out for dinner tonight?
STEVE
(madly) Yeah some place nice this nice this time! …I’m going to get my jacket (walks out)
Ally
Yeah sorry about the other night, I herd good things about that place. I’m just going to check my myspace.
4.INT Ally and Freak’s LIVING ROOM/ APARTMENT NIGHT
Ally is talking to Freak and Toyota while watching a DVD.
Ally
So I’m ninth place now!
Audiences laugh
Freak
What!, so it’s like she’s ranking you.
Toyota
This top friends is like a relationship thermomotor.
Audiences laugh
Ally
I know, that’s so true. I slip up and I then slip down of the bottom with top friends pile!
Audiences laugh
5.INT Freak’S LUNCH WITH THE ACE WEB DESIGNERS
At a café with a male and female in business suits.
FEMALE
Now, unfortunately, The rules prevent us from making you an offer
while you're still under contract.
MALE
You understand what we're talking about?
Freak
So you're talking...
MALE
No, no. We're “not” talking... We're just, talking.
Audiences laugh
Freak
So, you need me to get fired.
FEMALE
We didn't say that. We couldn't say that, because even if we did...
MALE
...we couldn't say that we said it.You see what we're saying?
Freak
(jokingly) You are still paying for this lunch?
MALE
(serious) We didn't say that.
Audiences laugh
6.INT Ally and Freak’s BEDROOM NIGHT
Donna and Roza are lying in bed, Both side lumps are on. Roza is reading through some paper work.
Toyota
How was the meeting?
Freak
(smiles) There was no meeting. But it was quite
a meeting. (Roza screws up her face in confusion) You are looking at the next director of Ace’s web. The only thing
is, I have to get fired from my work first.
Freak
You can do that.
Audiences laugh
Freak
Of course. But I really wanna leave my mark this time, you know, uh. I
wanna walk away from with people saying 'Wow! Now that girl got canned!'
(has a look of pride on her face)
Audiences laugh
Toyota
So you want to go out in a final blaze of uselessness?
Freak
Ehh. (smiles) Remember that summer where I cooled my feet in the soft-serve machine?
Audiences laugh
7. INT BACK IN Steve’S LIVING ROOM/ APARTMENT NEXT NIGHT
Ally has just arrived and has presented Steve’s with a floral bouquet.
Steve
(pleased) Oh, flowers. You didn't have to do that. I mean, the dinner,
and the play.
Ally
You forgot the gift certificate (smiles)
Steve
You know, you make a good impression I'm gonna go put these in some water.
Ally
I like the way you think.
(Steve leaves to the kitchen. The moment she's gone, Ally rushes over to
the laptop. She finds herself promoted to the '01' friend).
Audiences laugh
Ally
Oh my God! Number one!! Ally Easterwood, you magnificent bastard!
Audiences laugh
8.INT Ally CAR AFTERNOON
In Ally’s run down Ute. Ally has stopped to pick someone up. A woman climbs into the passenger side. It’s Jac’s step mum, Mrs Hamilton.
Ally
Hi Jac’s (The woman turns to face her.)
You're not Jacqueline.
MRS HAMILTON
I'm her step-mother. Drive.
(Svet does as she's told and sets off down the street)
MRS HAMILTON
It's taken me two years to climb up to the top of that
myspace, and I don't intend to lose my spot to you.
Ally
But, I never...
MRS HAMILTON
(threatening) You just stay away from that myspace
9. INT BACK IN Steve’S LIVING ROOM/ APARTMENT NEXT NIGHT
Both are on coach watching a DVD.
Ally
You know uh, Steve, I uh, couldn't help but notice that I'm on your
top friends.
Steve
You deserve it.
Ally
But I can't help thinking that maybe there's someone in your life who
deserves it more. Someone you've known, you know, more than a week.
Audiences laugh
Steve
My stepmother got to you, didn't she?
Audiences laugh
Ally
What? No.
Steve
Uuh, I can't believe she did this again. That's it! She's off my top friends completely!
(Jac’s gets up, stams to the laptop)
Audiences laugh
Ally
Yikes!
10.INT Ally and Freak’s APARTMENT NIGHT
Donna, Roza and Svet talking in kitchen picking at nachos.
Freak
(fishing a conversion) So then they found out that I took their hard drives.
Toyota
How could they not fire you?
Audiences laugh
Freak
Never thought I'd fail at failing.
Audiences laugh
Toyota
Aw, come on there now.
Audiences laugh
Freak
(depressed) Feel like I can't do anything wrong.
Audiences laugh
Ally
Nonsense. You do everything wrong.
Audiences laugh
DONNA
(hopeful) Everything?
Audiences laugh
SVET
Everything.
Audiences laugh
DONNA
You really think so?
Audiences laugh
SVET
Absolutely. I have no confidence in you.
Audiences laugh
DONNA
Alright. I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off, and
throw myself right back down again!
Audiences laugh
Toyota
That's the spirit. You suck!
Audiences laugh
Freak
(pleased) I know.
Audiences laugh
11.INT Freak talking to boss
Freak stands before Boss's desk. She occasionally shrugs at the boss’s remarks.
BOSS
I heard what you did in the parking lot, and it is
in-excuse-a-bull. You personally insulted me, my staff... I cannot believe that
you, could carry out such a disloyalty. Breaks my heart to say
it... You're fi...
(Donna looks eager, as the boss reaches this point. Suddenly, Another employee enters the office.
WILHELM
Wait, wait, sir. Donna doesn't deserve any of the blame
for what. If there's anyone to blame
here, it's me.
(Donna stares at Wilhelm in disbelief.
Audiences laugh
BOSS
What're you talking about, Wilhelm. You crazy?
WILHELM
No, no. No, no, sir. I ordered Donna to drive around insulting people
today. Because I'm tired of all your macho head games.
Freak
(distressed) He's lying, sir! I'm tired of all your macho head games!
Audiences laugh
BOSS
Macho head games?
WILHELM
(Wilhem puts arm round Donna's shoulder) she's just being loyal to me, sir.
Audiences laugh
BOSS
Wilhelm, you're fired. I owe you an apology Donna. Now, if you excuse me, I got some work to do..(heads toward the door)
Freak
(turns to Wilham) what was that?!
WILHELM
I wanted to get fired. Freak, you are looking at the new head designer of Ace’s. (walks away toward the door, leaving Freak looking crushed.)
Audiences laugh
END
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